relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Title: I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic)
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Album: AM

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

xcalm:

my type is extremely tall dudes that look like they haven’t slept for 12 days

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