I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do